TYPES OF STUDENTS

Life is a lesson which we never stop learning! Duh. As the earlier blog was about teachers, well, students deserves to be mocked too. Irony! Well, I am one of 'em. Just like the flavours of ice-cream, there are flavours of a class which are enumerated by the students. Well, each class contains beats and the angels. Favourites and the hated. Lovers and the singles. Nerds and the hipsters. Here are a few types of students found in our day-to-day lives:

1. GEEKS/NERDS
These types of students usually wear fat glasses and always carry a book where ever they go (Ain't sure about the bathrooms). Their world revolves just around books and notes and books and wait.....the notes! They're probably the best source of the projects and assignments! These nerds are usually found at the front-est row of the benches. Easy to rag, every book in the bag!

2. TECHNO-TEXTERS
To all the students caught texting during the lectures, ever wondered how? Well, nobody keeps smiling randomly looking at their crotches throughout the period. FYI, teachers know that. Well, these kinda students' camera rolls are filled with pictures of notes' pages rather than their selfies. Notices written on the boards are oftenly captured and found in the camera rolls of the phones.

3. SLEEPYHEADS
They don't care whether there is a terrorist attack going on in the institute or "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell". All they care about is sleep. The experts don't usually get caught taking a nap. But the ones, who get caught, are wished "good morning" and thrown out of the class(which they misunderstand as their bedroom).

4. PROCRASTINATORS
Well, these kind of students not only procrastinate themselves from reaching the institution on time, but also procrastinate their projects/homework/assignments. They shoot the teachers with mashallah reasons! According to their reasoning information, half of his relatives are dead. Some are dead twice! But the teachers don't really focus on the number of imaginary deaths.

5. BACK BENCHERS
The area of most mischievous students in the class! They're mostly, probably always in the hitlists of the teachers. These guys have amazing talents such as eating during the lecture without anyone knowing about it, producing the exact voice of various wild animals and birds etc. Back benchers are usually hipsters of the class. But it's a known fact that thought they don't make the required notes, yet they make memories worth the life time!

6. BUNKERS
When these students attend a lecture, the whole class would be like "are you a new admission?" They have no idea what the hell is going on in this class. Well, a group of mass bunkers can cancel the lectures for the whole day by planning a mass bunking(or initiating lectures with less than the required quorum). Tbh, sometimes, I'm really thankful for them!

7. DAYDREAMERS and DOODLERS
These kind of students are physically present in the class, but mentally visiting Paris, skydiving in Spain, swimming in the Arctic, hiking at the Himalayas, making out with their celeb crush, planning how will they save the institution when it'll get attacked by the zombies or terrorists, *staring at the fan* if it falls, then who will be crushed under it?! Etcetera. The doodlers of their creative mind can be seen on the last few pages of the notebook!

No matter where, what, how and when, memories are created at the every corner of the class!

No offense, mates.

Thank you!

~Apologies~

Love. Laugh. Live. Keep creating memories!

TYPES OF TEACHERS

We all have seen different kind of teachers since our kindergarten times. Some are cool and friendly, whether others are uncool and unfriendly. Some make you feel dreamy(that you fell asleep) and some makes your day not less than a nightmare where you're sorta not even allowed to blink!?Well, some teachers are named after great leaders such as Hitlers viz. And others are named after cartoon characters (depends on their behaviour) Here are a few types of 'em!

*1. BIOGRAPHICAL*
Few teachers, don't know how, they get distracted with their actual subjects. And they start speaking about their very personal life, experiences, achievements, incidents, then even the red signal can't effing stop 'em. Like a few mins ago, teacher was talking about Correspondence, and suddenly she's sharing her stuffs about trip in Thailand!(Thai massages, Thai food etc). These kind of teachers talk too much about their personal life. I mean who cares? But still all the students "seem" to be goddamn interested, only because the period is getting wasted! Partyyyy!!!!

*2. THE I-AM-SAINTS*
These teachers sees themselves as the saviour of the people sitting in a classroom. We're studying math, and suddenly there's a lot of melodrama and emotional-kinky kinda thing in the air! These kinda teachers believe in teaching "life lessons" rather than the actual subjects. Full of reathorical appeal and throws unnecessary lectures on efforts and future.
Boom!boom!Aah!

*3. THE ROBOTS*
Just imagine teachers, rolling on treads and scanning retinas for attendance and using powerful lasers during lectures. How cool would that be!? But nah, here we ain'tf talking about the real robots. Here, we're talking about the teacher robots! Well, these kind of teachers do what they're paid for. Well, teach. Obviously! Some teachers annoy the whole class with their incredible monotonous voice and makes everyone in the class sleepy. They can probably win a award for making people bored during their lectures. Well, this is probably one of the major reason behind low attendance during the lecture!
Duh!

*4. TMIs*
Too-Much-Information than one is capable of! "TMI" kind of teachers gives knowledge of the world but not of the related subjects. They mockings, gossips, rumours to talk about. But not even a drop from the related matter. They spent the allotted time in giving mostly not-required knowledge. Just before the dawn of the exams, these devils take extra lectures blaming that the students are responsible for wasting the time of the class. Duh! *rolls eyes*

*5. THE DISCIPLINERIAN*
The dusters of these teachers, speak louder than their words! Every effing student should act like a dumb-but-ain't-deaf human in the class. They proceed the class noting that no one will speak during the lecture and ends up thinking why the no one answers ever! These sort of teachers are difficult to approach, discouraging & overly critical. Also, blackmailing! "Well, remember you all, I've got your addresses and parents' phone numbers!"(I mean so? So what? Are you forcing us to invite you for a tea, miss or mister Hitler!) "One-call, and they have a be here!" (Okay, everybody on this planet is not the flash,yo)

*6. SLEEPING BEASTS*
These kind of teachers may or may not be married. But they have an extraordinary relationship with sleep. They may or may not carry books to the class, but sleep is always a MUST! They're the sleeping beasts. They don't care about the surrounding. All they care about is sleep. I guess I'm talking too much about sleep that I'm just trying not to doze off! *Yawns*

P.S if teachers think that sending out/removing out the students from the class is a punishment. Well, it is not! (Shared through personal experience)

Thank you.

~Apologies~

Love.Laugh.Live.Respect!