TYPES OF TEACHERS

We all have seen different kind of teachers since our kindergarten times. Some are cool and friendly, whether others are uncool and unfriendly. Some make you feel dreamy(that you fell asleep) and some makes your day not less than a nightmare where you're sorta not even allowed to blink!?Well, some teachers are named after great leaders such as Hitlers viz. And others are named after cartoon characters (depends on their behaviour) Here are a few types of 'em!

*1. BIOGRAPHICAL*
Few teachers, don't know how, they get distracted with their actual subjects. And they start speaking about their very personal life, experiences, achievements, incidents, then even the red signal can't effing stop 'em. Like a few mins ago, teacher was talking about Correspondence, and suddenly she's sharing her stuffs about trip in Thailand!(Thai massages, Thai food etc). These kind of teachers talk too much about their personal life. I mean who cares? But still all the students "seem" to be goddamn interested, only because the period is getting wasted! Partyyyy!!!!

*2. THE I-AM-SAINTS*
These teachers sees themselves as the saviour of the people sitting in a classroom. We're studying math, and suddenly there's a lot of melodrama and emotional-kinky kinda thing in the air! These kinda teachers believe in teaching "life lessons" rather than the actual subjects. Full of reathorical appeal and throws unnecessary lectures on efforts and future.
Boom!boom!Aah!

*3. THE ROBOTS*
Just imagine teachers, rolling on treads and scanning retinas for attendance and using powerful lasers during lectures. How cool would that be!? But nah, here we ain'tf talking about the real robots. Here, we're talking about the teacher robots! Well, these kind of teachers do what they're paid for. Well, teach. Obviously! Some teachers annoy the whole class with their incredible monotonous voice and makes everyone in the class sleepy. They can probably win a award for making people bored during their lectures. Well, this is probably one of the major reason behind low attendance during the lecture!
Duh!

*4. TMIs*
Too-Much-Information than one is capable of! "TMI" kind of teachers gives knowledge of the world but not of the related subjects. They mockings, gossips, rumours to talk about. But not even a drop from the related matter. They spent the allotted time in giving mostly not-required knowledge. Just before the dawn of the exams, these devils take extra lectures blaming that the students are responsible for wasting the time of the class. Duh! *rolls eyes*

*5. THE DISCIPLINERIAN*
The dusters of these teachers, speak louder than their words! Every effing student should act like a dumb-but-ain't-deaf human in the class. They proceed the class noting that no one will speak during the lecture and ends up thinking why the no one answers ever! These sort of teachers are difficult to approach, discouraging & overly critical. Also, blackmailing! "Well, remember you all, I've got your addresses and parents' phone numbers!"(I mean so? So what? Are you forcing us to invite you for a tea, miss or mister Hitler!) "One-call, and they have a be here!" (Okay, everybody on this planet is not the flash,yo)

*6. SLEEPING BEASTS*
These kind of teachers may or may not be married. But they have an extraordinary relationship with sleep. They may or may not carry books to the class, but sleep is always a MUST! They're the sleeping beasts. They don't care about the surrounding. All they care about is sleep. I guess I'm talking too much about sleep that I'm just trying not to doze off! *Yawns*

P.S if teachers think that sending out/removing out the students from the class is a punishment. Well, it is not! (Shared through personal experience)

Thank you.

~Apologies~

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