TYPES OF STUDENTS

Life is a lesson which we never stop learning! Duh. As the earlier blog was about teachers, well, students deserves to be mocked too. Irony! Well, I am one of 'em. Just like the flavours of ice-cream, there are flavours of a class which are enumerated by the students. Well, each class contains beats and the angels. Favourites and the hated. Lovers and the singles. Nerds and the hipsters. Here are a few types of students found in our day-to-day lives:

1. GEEKS/NERDS
These types of students usually wear fat glasses and always carry a book where ever they go (Ain't sure about the bathrooms). Their world revolves just around books and notes and books and wait.....the notes! They're probably the best source of the projects and assignments! These nerds are usually found at the front-est row of the benches. Easy to rag, every book in the bag!

2. TECHNO-TEXTERS
To all the students caught texting during the lectures, ever wondered how? Well, nobody keeps smiling randomly looking at their crotches throughout the period. FYI, teachers know that. Well, these kinda students' camera rolls are filled with pictures of notes' pages rather than their selfies. Notices written on the boards are oftenly captured and found in the camera rolls of the phones.

3. SLEEPYHEADS
They don't care whether there is a terrorist attack going on in the institute or "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell". All they care about is sleep. The experts don't usually get caught taking a nap. But the ones, who get caught, are wished "good morning" and thrown out of the class(which they misunderstand as their bedroom).

4. PROCRASTINATORS
Well, these kind of students not only procrastinate themselves from reaching the institution on time, but also procrastinate their projects/homework/assignments. They shoot the teachers with mashallah reasons! According to their reasoning information, half of his relatives are dead. Some are dead twice! But the teachers don't really focus on the number of imaginary deaths.

5. BACK BENCHERS
The area of most mischievous students in the class! They're mostly, probably always in the hitlists of the teachers. These guys have amazing talents such as eating during the lecture without anyone knowing about it, producing the exact voice of various wild animals and birds etc. Back benchers are usually hipsters of the class. But it's a known fact that thought they don't make the required notes, yet they make memories worth the life time!

6. BUNKERS
When these students attend a lecture, the whole class would be like "are you a new admission?" They have no idea what the hell is going on in this class. Well, a group of mass bunkers can cancel the lectures for the whole day by planning a mass bunking(or initiating lectures with less than the required quorum). Tbh, sometimes, I'm really thankful for them!

7. DAYDREAMERS and DOODLERS
These kind of students are physically present in the class, but mentally visiting Paris, skydiving in Spain, swimming in the Arctic, hiking at the Himalayas, making out with their celeb crush, planning how will they save the institution when it'll get attacked by the zombies or terrorists, *staring at the fan* if it falls, then who will be crushed under it?! Etcetera. The doodlers of their creative mind can be seen on the last few pages of the notebook!

No matter where, what, how and when, memories are created at the every corner of the class!

No offense, mates.

Thank you!

~Apologies~

Love. Laugh. Live. Keep creating memories!