INDIAN TELEVISION ADVERTISEMENTS

Advertisements are like gujju people. We are surrounded by them.(I apologize to all my gujju friends who are reading this)
But yes, wherever i go, I may or may not find a washroom to satisfy my urgency. But a glimpse of advertisement is a MUST!
I don't really know how many minutes of my life I might've wasted on those ads which come prior a YouTube video. *rolls eyes*
There are many kind of advertisements, one of them is the one on televisions!
Advertisements on television sucks!
I've literally decreased watching TV due to this cause-ADVERTISEMENTS.
Advertisements can be perfectly described using the following phrase:
"Kebab Mein Haddi."
I am not really good at maths though, but when I watch a movie or a show(exceeding 1 hour or so), almost half of the time is consumed by the effing advertisements!
Some of the shows (especially- the reality & award ones) misuse advertisements. So it goes this way-
"Who's gonna win the show?"
*Heart beat -background music runs for 2 mins*
*Makes Maggie*
*Eats it*
"We'll be right back after this short break. Stay tuned!"
I mean W T F.
Take the cap of the bottle if the nearest bottle  put a t-spoon of water and just die! Chullu bhar paani mein doob ke marr jao!
That's exactly what I would like to say to those Mofos!
There are some good kinda ads(educational) whereas someone are LAME AF!

Okay, so, when the advertisements of beauty products arrive,(such as fair&lovely & lux soap)there's a sudden increase in the brightness of the television. Sometimes I couldn't differentiate which one is glowing better, the tube light of my house or the face of the heroine advertising the beauty product.
There's a long list of 'em.

Can one not eat a chocolate bar without spreading it all over their mouth and fingers? When's the best time to eat a chocolate bar? Puppet show! This thing gets me an arrow in the heart.(not by Cupid)

Why do we see girls in the ads achieve everything while they are on their periods??

A paint/cement can save a house from the nature's extreme behaviour. Well, like they show in the ads, it seems as if it's end of the world?!

One definitely needs to ride a bike on water,fly over the helicopter on the sea just to fill the stock of a soft drink which is always out of stock! *slow claps*

Do you have salt in your toothpaste? Well, if yes, then add some egg and onion and simultaneously have your breakfast while brushing. Sounds good?
Warning:- Always keep your door closed while brushing because a reporter can appear in the bathroom without any prior notice and you'll have to face the above situation!

Gotta keep your toilets clean 24×7. Because a reporter can knock at your door anytime to endorse their phenyl brand and say why their brand is better than just acids. *rolls eyes*

Ah! Mother's nowadays just looooove washing their kid's clothe every now and then. They're just waiting for their kids to arrive with dirty clothes. Isn't it?

No need of hard work when you can read the seven skies(buy city, companies, luxurious cars) just by eating some kinda paan-masala. Well, good luck!

Be careful on the roads, there can be gems shower anytime and anywhere.
Well, grandpa's are so strong nowadays that they would try to trade their "panda" with others, and if others deny, BREAK THAT WAY AND RUN THE SHIT OUTTA HOUSE. STEEL IT!RUUNNNNNN

Well, deo and perfume/scent advertisements..... Don't take me there!
~Effects of deo ads~
Me: What's up, dude? Kya chal raha hai?
Person: Fogg chal raha hai aur kya?
*Already thinking ways to kill him/her*
Me: Chullu bhar paani mein doob maro!

Adios!

Thank yo!

Love. Laugh. Live!

Ice cold, I roll my eyes at you advertisements.

INDIAN DAILY SOAP & THEIR TYPES

"You said your mother only smiled on her TV shows." (colors by Halsey)

I remember, myself growing up watching typical Indian daily soap operas. Like, I was so addicted to them! I used to never miss an episode of those. When I was a child I used to find those dramas, background music with black and white pause(for a sec during the scenes where the characters have to act shocked)weirdly amazing. I guess we all have went through this phase. Isn't it? (Say yes!?!) When a character used to come back from dead. That used to literally be a jaw-dropping  moment for me and my serial-buddies-my mom and grandmom. I am quite a grown up now, and that's why I'm not going to embarrass myself by mentioning the names of the shows that I used to watch. It's really really awkward and lame.

TV industry has made a progress in a positive way, as well in a lame way!
Hollywood TV-series, produces a season of a particular show every year or so. Whereas, Indian TV series is on air every second, minute, hour, day, week, month, season, year, era, century?
Even after I'm dead, the show would be celebrating it's infinite episodes...Uff!
Basically, each channel runs their own type of TV-show!

1. *Fictional Shows*
Some channels run UNBELIVABLE shows which contains super heroes/kids saving the world, offering chocolates from the sky etc,(tasty!) But some shows are like, "Okay, I'm a snake now. Oh now, I'm a human. I am snake+human. And I have a friend who is a ghoose,(I guess) well, I guess he's my enemy too." I seriously get one of the biggest jerk in my life when they get renewed to a new season. (WTF)

2. *Reality/Non-fictional Shows*
"Okay, we're gonna dump a few unfamous-celebrities in a grand house, do someone random shit with them. Let them do some shit with each other. Get it hosted by a famous person and earn money" - (In short) But someone reality shows really help or give them a chance to extremely talented people from the corners of the country/world to potray their passion and talent on a grand stage! That's amazing.(Doesn't include Roadies :P)
FYI, I don't like cooking competition shows. 'Cause judging such beautiful, luring food PISSES ME OFF! -_-

3. *Comedy shows*
Oh well, these are MY favourite kind of shows. Obviously, everyone's!(I hope). I love laughing myself and I also love to make others laugh. So, these kind of shows are made to save your day. They effing cheer you up everytime. They're like saviours! They're the type which can be watched randomly. Like while having food etc.

4. *Horror Shows*
Nooooo! Nope! These absolutely CANNOT be watched during eating food.(Or else, be ready to have a vision "foodfall" in your sink) I really find these funny. I don't know why. But surely, I get afraid if those bloody ghosts who have white eyes with just the eye ball with one black dot. All they show is blood(Lol! Blood reminded me of GOT)
Honestly, characters in a horror show or movies are dumb! They're dumber than the dumbest. They would've been alive if followed my direction or listened to my suggestions and then made choices. Sick people! *Rolls eyes* But in the end, horror is my one of the favourite genre.

5. *Suspense/Crime based shows*
These are my second favorite genre! Sher-locked! But we're talking about Indian daily soaps,so.....NAAH The number of cases CID had solved, I guess it's double or triple than the actual number of crimes occurred in our country. Other crime shows which TRIES to make the citizens alert & aware. They end up making people scared the shit outta 'em and doubting their own homies & folks. But sometimes they do show episodes based on true stories!

6. *Romantic/Family shows*
I quite like the background music of these type of shows! Most of the stories go this way: They meet, fall in love, get married, have children(In between, many hurdles arrives. But they fight like a hero) Then umm, their children fell in love, gets married, have children, their children grow up(But still the hair of their grandparents are still black as mine and looks quie younger than their parents).
Some types of shows are effing immortal like ME. Ugh.
I hope to have banned some of the channels one day! I wish Indian soal operas to get inspired by Hollywood shows and get something good outta it! ;)
THANK YOU for your precious time. :)
I know I write as well as speak a lot!
Love. Laugh. Live!

~MUSIC KEEPS ME GOING~

MUSIC spelled backwards as "cisum", doesn't make any sense? No, it doesn't obviously, just like other's opinion. Well, that is exactly what I feel when I listen to music. Peace. Carefree. I am a big fan of music. Well each one has their own tastes in music just like they have in food *rolls eyes* (I don't mind saying that hey, you! I have good taste in both of 'em-Music & food!) Okay now the words such as " taste" & "food" got those 'lil rats awake, inside my tummy. Ugh. Anyway, so, Music.
I'm an audiophile (scientifically termed) or some people call it as "musicholic". Well, sometimes I feel tunes, edm running through, as the blood happily carries them all over my body. You need an occasion to celebrate festivals like Diwali, holi, Navratri etc. But you don't really need an occasion to listen to music. Ah! Lame. There are types of music too! In fact of having types, each song/music has it's own beauty and speciality, just like YOU. Just like the person reading this right now! :)
I'm a big fan of Rock and edm music (includes Hollywood as well as Bollywood) You know, it's like I CAN'T STOP THE FEELING, SO JUST DANCE, DANCE & DANCE!��When I listen to loud music, it gets me groooooooving. You might obviously WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE DANCING BLIND! These kinda songs/music helps you to feel no more alone when you're lonely.
Believe me, when I'm home alone...I definitely give my neighbours some good taste in music ka Gyaan��
Low/sad songs & music aren't made for me.
Though I'm almost a 21st century kid. I'm a grand fan of old Bollywood songs. I've got some of them on my mind to lips. It's like, sometimes I feel I had learnt those in my past birth and it got carried forward to my present life. Just imagine.
Music and songs are versatile in their own way!
Happy? Music.
Sad? Music.
Wild? Music.
Had a breakup? Music.
Doing effing maths? MUSIC!
You see? No, you listen to music! Nah, but you're reading my words. Ah. Lame! So,music is the answer of every question. (Not exactly "every", 'cause music ain't the powerhouse of the cell. It's mitochondria) Lol
Music acts as a bandage or a "heal" to your wounds... It's like an antiseptic cream. But even bandaids don't fix bullet holes?! I guess. It helps you during your dark times,
you could always find the bright side.
I'm amazed by the things you would sacrifice
just to be there for me
(Sorry, I just got carried away by Ellie's "army")

If you have some music with sick beats in your mind, just suggest me some, dude!

And...That is a wrap!
Thank you!
Love. Laugh. Live. Music!

TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS

Well, I welcome myself to my first blog in forever. Okay, so 'cause of the fact that this is my first blog and I'm gonna keep it simple and boring too (maybe) I'm gonna talk about *Types of relationship*

Honestly, RELATIONSHIPS SUCK!(except the 5. One) I'm not stating this because I've never been in on all my life; Yup! That's right! N E V E R. Never-ever. I'm stating this because I've seen shows & people & movies & stories. All they end up is dyyyyying (technically, if one gets his/her heart broken, how is his/her arota gonna help him/her in pumping blood and biology stuffs) Biology sucks. Anyways I've not been in any relationships but I've seen around people & shows & movies & stories & stuff.

1. *Long-distant relationships*
Usually these kinds of relationships are built on social medias or if we talk about "history" (History sucks too!) Letters & stuffs. Just image. Okay, so these kind of couples stay in the corners of the world opposite to each other. That's sad. They wait & wait & wait. Oh! The waiter brought my food. Awaited. Their hope lies in the distance!

2. *Friends with benefits*
I know, Alright! I'm a 'lil/ too young to know about these stuffs. But I do!(I am not a hipster though)Okay, so, these kinda "friends" build their relationship for the sake of wants & desires. They don't really seem to have a destination but they still decide to row the boat! Guys, mistakes cannot rewind and so can't "sorry" rewind the situation. Ah! Lame.

3. *High-School love*
Awww! That sounds so cute. These kind of relationships develop during teens. Nope, I still didn't had one! You know when you start having hormonal changes and blah blah (Science sucks) you fell in "love" (spelled backwards "evol". Drew inspiration from Eminem. Eminem rocks!)These sort of couples when get out of their school after graduation, their love evaporates in the air. Most of 'em break up. And others too....break up *rolls eyes * No, but some high-school relationships turns into a wonderful knot of love. Marriage!

4. *Serious Relationships*
All I end up during serious moments is...laughing. Are there any kinda "funny relationships" too? These types are typical #RelationshipGoals I can't believe I'm saying this, but these kind of relationships have destinations. The car maybe go through different problems such as Bursting if tyres, emptying of petrol tank, engine diffuse etc in the middle of their way! These relationships have bond, just like molecules and atoms. They're tiny. They're cute. They're strong. Ugh.
Moving onto another time of relationships. I don't like serious. I'm funny!

5. *No name*
There are some kinda relationships, which cannot be named. These kinds relationships surely stays forever. The love/bond of a mother and her child. The love/bond of friends/best friends This is my favourite kind of relationship❤

I still say, RELATIONSHIPS SUCKS. Except for the last one.

Thank you.

Apologies.

You're welcome!

Love. Laugh. Live!