INDIAN TELEVISION ADVERTISEMENTS

Advertisements are like gujju people. We are surrounded by them.(I apologize to all my gujju friends who are reading this)
But yes, wherever i go, I may or may not find a washroom to satisfy my urgency. But a glimpse of advertisement is a MUST!
I don't really know how many minutes of my life I might've wasted on those ads which come prior a YouTube video. *rolls eyes*
There are many kind of advertisements, one of them is the one on televisions!
Advertisements on television sucks!
I've literally decreased watching TV due to this cause-ADVERTISEMENTS.
Advertisements can be perfectly described using the following phrase:
"Kebab Mein Haddi."
I am not really good at maths though, but when I watch a movie or a show(exceeding 1 hour or so), almost half of the time is consumed by the effing advertisements!
Some of the shows (especially- the reality & award ones) misuse advertisements. So it goes this way-
"Who's gonna win the show?"
*Heart beat -background music runs for 2 mins*
*Makes Maggie*
*Eats it*
"We'll be right back after this short break. Stay tuned!"
I mean W T F.
Take the cap of the bottle if the nearest bottle  put a t-spoon of water and just die! Chullu bhar paani mein doob ke marr jao!
That's exactly what I would like to say to those Mofos!
There are some good kinda ads(educational) whereas someone are LAME AF!

Okay, so, when the advertisements of beauty products arrive,(such as fair&lovely & lux soap)there's a sudden increase in the brightness of the television. Sometimes I couldn't differentiate which one is glowing better, the tube light of my house or the face of the heroine advertising the beauty product.
There's a long list of 'em.

Can one not eat a chocolate bar without spreading it all over their mouth and fingers? When's the best time to eat a chocolate bar? Puppet show! This thing gets me an arrow in the heart.(not by Cupid)

Why do we see girls in the ads achieve everything while they are on their periods??

A paint/cement can save a house from the nature's extreme behaviour. Well, like they show in the ads, it seems as if it's end of the world?!

One definitely needs to ride a bike on water,fly over the helicopter on the sea just to fill the stock of a soft drink which is always out of stock! *slow claps*

Do you have salt in your toothpaste? Well, if yes, then add some egg and onion and simultaneously have your breakfast while brushing. Sounds good?
Warning:- Always keep your door closed while brushing because a reporter can appear in the bathroom without any prior notice and you'll have to face the above situation!

Gotta keep your toilets clean 24×7. Because a reporter can knock at your door anytime to endorse their phenyl brand and say why their brand is better than just acids. *rolls eyes*

Ah! Mother's nowadays just looooove washing their kid's clothe every now and then. They're just waiting for their kids to arrive with dirty clothes. Isn't it?

No need of hard work when you can read the seven skies(buy city, companies, luxurious cars) just by eating some kinda paan-masala. Well, good luck!

Be careful on the roads, there can be gems shower anytime and anywhere.
Well, grandpa's are so strong nowadays that they would try to trade their "panda" with others, and if others deny, BREAK THAT WAY AND RUN THE SHIT OUTTA HOUSE. STEEL IT!RUUNNNNNN

Well, deo and perfume/scent advertisements..... Don't take me there!
~Effects of deo ads~
Me: What's up, dude? Kya chal raha hai?
Person: Fogg chal raha hai aur kya?
*Already thinking ways to kill him/her*
Me: Chullu bhar paani mein doob maro!

Adios!

Thank yo!

Love. Laugh. Live!

Ice cold, I roll my eyes at you advertisements.